NATE PORTNOY
is a Math and English major at the University at Buffalo. Oftentimes he tells jokes
which are not very funny, but at
no point has he let
that fact stop him
from continuing
to tell them.
Halloween Night
i walked into a saloon parlor looking
for a cowboy only to find you dressed
up as a zombie lying on the ground
explaining to me how your compulsion hadn’t gotten the better of you.
i walked into a saloon parlor looking
for a cop only to find you dressed
up as a zombie lying on the ground
pleading with me that your compulsion hadn’t gotten the better of you.
i walked into a saloon parlor looking
for help only to find you dressed
up as a zombie lying on the ground
promising to me how your compulsion hadn’t gotten the better of you.
i walked into a saloon parlor looking
for a cowboy only to find you dressed
up as a zombie lying on the ground
dead because you told me that your compulsion hadn’t gotten the better of you.